I am not down with winter.
Here are my Top Ten Things Not to Do in Winter:
1. Do not go bare feet. Even to take out your garbage, or run to get the post, or to go to the bathroom if you have tiles.
2. Do not decide what to wear by just looking out of and touching the window. This does not account for wind chill.
3. Do not keep trying your key in your car if it seems it is frozen shut. First check and ensure you have the right car it is easy in winter storms to lose your car and believe that someone else's car is actually yours.
4. Do not go to events without checking the internet, your phone and with a friend. This is imperative. Things get cancelled unexpectedly.
5. Do not travel without your phone. And if you are like me, make sure it is charged.
6. Do not leave your doors open. Mice will come in.
7. Do not wash the outside of your windows no matter how dirty they are and how easy it is to step out and wipe them off. They will freeze over.
8. Do not if you can help it, cough in public. Definitely do not sneeze.
9. Do not talk to, look at, or touch someone who coughs or sneezes in public.
10. Do not leave home without your sense of humor but I would suggest leaving home or you might go crazy.
Oh and do not buy a coat that is not down!! Gotta have down for winter to be down with it!
Here are my Top Ten Things Not to Do in Winter:
1. Do not go bare feet. Even to take out your garbage, or run to get the post, or to go to the bathroom if you have tiles.
2. Do not decide what to wear by just looking out of and touching the window. This does not account for wind chill.
3. Do not keep trying your key in your car if it seems it is frozen shut. First check and ensure you have the right car it is easy in winter storms to lose your car and believe that someone else's car is actually yours.
4. Do not go to events without checking the internet, your phone and with a friend. This is imperative. Things get cancelled unexpectedly.
5. Do not travel without your phone. And if you are like me, make sure it is charged.
6. Do not leave your doors open. Mice will come in.
7. Do not wash the outside of your windows no matter how dirty they are and how easy it is to step out and wipe them off. They will freeze over.
8. Do not if you can help it, cough in public. Definitely do not sneeze.
9. Do not talk to, look at, or touch someone who coughs or sneezes in public.
10. Do not leave home without your sense of humor but I would suggest leaving home or you might go crazy.
Oh and do not buy a coat that is not down!! Gotta have down for winter to be down with it!
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