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"Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood."

In India, 

shopping with kids is all that plus........

the person with the piece of plank of wood is also yelling at you.  

Someone else is spitting beetle juice on your feet.

Someone else is tossing vegetable peels at you. 

Someone else is talking all about what you are wearing and how terrible you look.

Someone else is trying to grab one of your children out of your arms.

Someone else is pinching your child.

And while all that is happening you are standing in cow dung.

HT: opening quote found here

PS.  What does HT mean and have I used this correctly?