Monday, 15 October 2012

Candy Corn

The sure fire way to beat jet lag is to eat candy corn.  Shaped like little pills these placebos conquer the mid afternoon lag with a powerful punch.  Taken by the handfuls they can jet you into a usefulness you never knew you possessed.  Though not intended for mass consumption never the less the more you take the better you feel.  Every travelers should stock up while traveling in and through the United States during the fall  season.

This drug is not FDA approved.
Do not give to children under 25 before checking with your doctor first.
If shakes, headaches, or an orange rash appears see a physician immediately.

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